I realize I haven't blogged in awhile. But I have a lot I should blog about and it's kind of overwhelming so instead I haven't blogged at all. Don't you worry though ( not that you would) I will do it soon....maybe. I do have a funny story though. About who you ask? Well Gauge of course since he is our resident entertainment and comedian.
Lately Gauge seems to put everthing in his mouth. Okay that's been happening for about 2 years now since he decided he liked to pick his nose and that it also tasted very good. I know gross! Anywho lately it's gotten bad..... He chews on everything. He has chewed all his fingernails down, He chews his books, his toys, his cups and his clothing. Anyway lately we have caught him biting his toenails.
I keep telling him it's gonna hurt really bad if he doesn't stop. Well the other day he is in the bathtub and starts crying hysterically. So I run in completely frazzled hoping he didn't nearly drowned while I wasn't in the room. Anyway he is holding his toe out of the water screaming and it's bleeding all over. I new exactly what happened as soon as I saw it. He had been biting his big toenail and ripped it half-way off. I hurried and washed him and scooped him out to love him. I said Gauge what happened to your toe? Welll apperently i didn't know what happend because in the middle of his hysterics Gauge said "The tiger in the bathtub bited my toe off!" What the heck kid where do you get this stuff.
If that isn't funny enough the next day I hear him crying about his toe again so go too look at it but this time he's done it to the other foot. So i said "Gauge what happened to your toe? Did a tiger bite it again?"
"No that monkey pulled it off"
Oh my heck the kid cracks me up!